It would be the ability to break stereos with my mind. The Uma Kiik is nice because it’s usually quiet – but in the last week I have noticed that there is some household a couple of hundred metres away which has a stereo going, with the bass pumped up so much it makes my head pound even though it’s really faint. Once again, it’s always at weird hours: 7am on a Wednesday, or 11pm on a Sunday.
When I leave, I will miss everyone except the people with loud stereos. People with loud stereos: I HATE YOU ALL.